Friday, May 17, 2013

Kai The Hatchet Wielding... Murder Suspect?


  Not too long ago, Fresno (the town touching my own) CA gave birth to a rambling celebrity. Nicknamed Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, he bashed a man over the head and saved a life in the process. You can get your filler on that here:  

  I will be the first to call bullshit on the legitimacy of this "murder" story. Not just because Kai is a local celebrity, but because something doesn't add up. Well, it does add up but not in the way you might think. I find it hard to believe that Kai is a cold blooded killer, but his story does make me think of Emma Goldman. 

  Chill out! I am aware Kai isn't anything like Goldman. But the feel of the events echos that of what happens when someone lives in a capitalist country, without abiding by capitalist desires. Don't get ahead of yourself here, I am not a conspiracy theorist, however it is not unheard of for people in the U.S. to spend their life in prison for false terrorism, like Eco-Terrorism, for example, or "thought-crime". Yes, thought-crime is a real thing!

  So besides being a general kick ass guy with one hell of a back-story that leads to his homeland in Canada (according to another interview of him when he was still in Fresno). Kai (Caleb Lawrence McGillvary) was arrested by Philadelphia 5-0 yesterday for murder. Evidently there was a public call for his arrest (by that I mean, the 5-0 publicly asked for help in finding him). Kai is wanted for the death of an attorney (yea big loss, guys... Kidding, I kid...) Joseph Galfy Jr, who was found beaten to death.

  The 5-0 claims Kai "has been known to use the back of a hatchet."

  Yea lads, that's totally enough reason for Kai to be a killer. He saved someones life, by use of a hatchet, therefor if someone dies and he is in the area, it must have been him. That's sarcasm, just for clarification.

  I am not saying it's impossible that Kai killed someone in cold blood just because I like the guy, but I am saying that the case seems to be a blown-up version of events that happen everyday to travelers. Real travelers I mean, you know, like Nomads. It is also not impossible that Kai is just another rambler who's luck just wouldn't get better.

  What are your thoughts?

-Arrrooo!