Showing posts with label News From A Wolf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News From A Wolf. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2014

Out of The Cave, Back In Your Face

Hey cats, it has been a while. I had to go through some shit before and I'm finally ready to get back in the game. But I am gonna do things A LITTLE differently then in the past. Seriously, like, super little. Cartman penis little. Because honestly, all I did before was give my opinion on things, those things just happen to be stories I stole from the local news stations (who suck ass hard and deserve it).

  The only real difference now is that I'm not going to JUST do that. Because fuck that, that is a limit. You know what limits are good for? Not getting laid. Yea...

  This time around, if I happen to want to write an article on why I think it is important to fall in love with the moon, touch the dirt, piss often and rub your spiritual butt-hole. I will, and I won't make any excuses to do so. So News From A Wolf isn't just news anymore. Suck it up and play along. And I promise this time to be a lot nicer to you, because I love you. And I only call you names because you don't touch me in my special spot anymore and I am lonely and I fucking hate you... WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, DON'T YOU LOVE ME STILL.... Sniffle...

 
Okay whoops, back on track.

  So you're on board yes? Good, nice to remake your acquaintance. So make sure to let your shitty little friends know that their introverted world just got a little more intense, again. Then tell them I am sorry, give them a teddy bear and some wine, and get laid, and thank me later. See where I am going with this? We are working together here people!

  Here is a picture of something pretty to help get you pumped up for what is to come.

           
                                             Seriously though, this guys parents had some GOOD sex.|
                                                                And also he might be inbred.


- Arrrrooooooo! Bitches...


*UPDATE: I occasionally make spelling/grammar errors. My bad.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Adsense Reminder



  As much as I hate the capitalist system, I'm poor as fuck. So I have recently installed adsense. If you don't know what it is, I basically get paid every time you click on an add. Not much though. It is something like 53 cents per click. As much as that sucks, it is my only source of income. At all, so think of it as a donation without having to actually donate your own money.

  If you want to help NFW grow, and help me not starve, that little act does a lot. The ads are ugly, so at the very least give them a reason for being there instead of simply brainwashing or some shit like that.

  Even something like a .com to help NFW grow costs money in this shithole. And so does replacing the moldy food in my food-closet with something that wont kill me to consume.

   You don't have to do this obviously and I don't blame you if you don't. But this is basically my only job right now and I'm my own boss and I'm too damned broke to pay me.


-Arrrooo!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Fresno (CA) County's Largest Pot Bust: Police Get High As Hell

*Note: I have little against ABC as a whole (once caught them reporting on anarchism in, get this, positive light) and virtually nothing against them locally.

  Okay, okay, so I don't know for sure how high the cops got, the DEA, Monsanto, or whoever it is that took home the gold, err... I mean green. But what I do know is this: I had recently caught a post by ABC30 Action News stating Fresno has gotten its' largest pot bust of the year. Congrats, assholes, now what am I going to do when I squirt the police with water guns. Just kitten, I don't do that, pussies like getting wet. Lord forgive me I'm getting off topic.

  *Back on top-ic!*

 
 
  So, firstly as always, a summery of the event. Sherriff deputahs (dep-u-tahz) had found a 66-acre farm near Belmont and Zediker (makes you want to say "zeeeep zeeeeep biddle biddle zap zap"), and air patrols came to discover "thousands" of pot plants a month (or so) away from harvest, with other crops masking the happy-green.

  According to Sherriff Mims, she wants grow it herself! Just kidding again, she had this to say: "When we get people out of state to Fresno County to grow, that's unacceptable." 

  You know, foot traffic is usually something an economical society attempts at bribing people into, but if there is pot involved suddenly it's a bad thing? What about how that weed money will eventually, at least a bit of it, be reinvested into local shops? 66-acres of income, you can not tell me this will completely miss the area in which it was created. I am not a drug dealer, so I don't know, I could be wrong. But this picture (and text, I put the text down as well incase you would prefer that medium) is a statement I made to ABC30's Corin Hoggard.

                                                                            

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"It's really silly to get rid of that much pot, what about stuff that keeps harming people, like crack, meth and police.
 
66 acres worth of pot, most of the money collected by that is eventually going to go into, local and otherwise, stores yes? It's not like the dealers (lesser and greater) are going to hoard the money. If they had that state of mind they wouldn't have a need for the business anyway and wouldn't be in it.
 
So, 66 acres worth of happy-grass income and a good portion of this likely would stimulate the local economy. Stores can afford more, they have a greater ability to hire new employees, ultimately leading to a slimmed down home-bum population (people who are homeless and generally unable to find work and unwilling to make something greater with that freedom, but not always, just an observation and bias). I mean the list keeps going for a little bit.
 
The DEA, in my opinion, needs to get off their binge-drinking high (or should I say stoned?) horse and let these things slide, it's not hurting anyone in this case, right? I mean, who is gonna go out of business? Smoke shops?
 
Of course I am sure that the FPD's odd mixture of radically conservative and potentially careless nature is just as much an issue with economical strife vs virtually harmless stimulation (economical and otherwise).
 
In cases like this, in my personal opinion, every person here dying of starvation is a product of the same ideology that keeps cleaning out weed farms." Said I.
 
  It is possible that I am wrong here and there in my statement, I might not have been high enough at the time to properly give my opinion. No thanks to the Fresno 5-0 Drug Swine.
 
  Once again I ask, how do YOU feel about the story? Light it up and let me know.

-Arrrooo!

Saturday, May 25, 2013

5/25/13 Monsanto Protests: In The Shadows


  And a hell of a shadow it is. In NFW style I'm going to compare this to sexual organs. Basically, the protest(s) is a giant penis. I mean it's a huge penis. You should know a huge penis right? The problem is, Monsanto is like a vagina designed specifically to give birth to the accumulated fat-mass of the entire United States, every other hour. In less awesome (and likely more accurate) terms, there is a lot going on, but not a lot of awareness (coverage).

  It should be obvious that NFW is in opposition to everything Monsanto is and stands for, but I'm just reminding you. I don't like them. I think they suck. They are rude, little jerks. And the fact they exist hurts my feelers.

  In all seriousness, fuck them. They have the potential to destroy our ability to self-preserve, survive and become liberated. Food is the first, next to water, basic needs. When put in the hands of a power, it becomes a weapon against the people. It controls us, and keeps us obedient and complacent.

  In case you don't know who Monsanto is, and why they suck go here: http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-world-according-to-monsanto/

  I would love to say I am out there participating with everyone, but really I am at home in the almost-wild-land with my lover-face half-watching 21 Jump Street and typing this. In fact, the Anarchist Memes page on Facebook is the only reason I remembered the protests at all. Needless to say, I don't have any current information on what is going on myself. What I will do for you is throw a couple articles on the subject together here in case you happen upon this page and are having a hard time finding anything on it.

Unannounced Cannons Disrupt Protest
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/texas-politics/2013/05/cannons-abruptly-end-monsanto-protest/

General Information

I Really Like The Below (I don't know why, don't hold me to that.)


  The above sources should help your search a bit. I don't have as much collected and inside information as they do. I do however really dislike Monsanto's soul, and in an act of solidarity with the Monsanto-Opposition I thought I should report at least a little on the subject. Just so you out there know you're loved and needed. You sexy mother fuckers you!

-Arrrooo! 

Friday, May 17, 2013

Kai The Hatchet Wielding... Murder Suspect?


  Not too long ago, Fresno (the town touching my own) CA gave birth to a rambling celebrity. Nicknamed Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, he bashed a man over the head and saved a life in the process. You can get your filler on that here:  

  I will be the first to call bullshit on the legitimacy of this "murder" story. Not just because Kai is a local celebrity, but because something doesn't add up. Well, it does add up but not in the way you might think. I find it hard to believe that Kai is a cold blooded killer, but his story does make me think of Emma Goldman. 

  Chill out! I am aware Kai isn't anything like Goldman. But the feel of the events echos that of what happens when someone lives in a capitalist country, without abiding by capitalist desires. Don't get ahead of yourself here, I am not a conspiracy theorist, however it is not unheard of for people in the U.S. to spend their life in prison for false terrorism, like Eco-Terrorism, for example, or "thought-crime". Yes, thought-crime is a real thing!

  So besides being a general kick ass guy with one hell of a back-story that leads to his homeland in Canada (according to another interview of him when he was still in Fresno). Kai (Caleb Lawrence McGillvary) was arrested by Philadelphia 5-0 yesterday for murder. Evidently there was a public call for his arrest (by that I mean, the 5-0 publicly asked for help in finding him). Kai is wanted for the death of an attorney (yea big loss, guys... Kidding, I kid...) Joseph Galfy Jr, who was found beaten to death.

  The 5-0 claims Kai "has been known to use the back of a hatchet."

  Yea lads, that's totally enough reason for Kai to be a killer. He saved someones life, by use of a hatchet, therefor if someone dies and he is in the area, it must have been him. That's sarcasm, just for clarification.

  I am not saying it's impossible that Kai killed someone in cold blood just because I like the guy, but I am saying that the case seems to be a blown-up version of events that happen everyday to travelers. Real travelers I mean, you know, like Nomads. It is also not impossible that Kai is just another rambler who's luck just wouldn't get better.

  What are your thoughts?

-Arrrooo!