Out of The Cave, Back In Your Face

Hey cats, it has been a while. I had to go through some shit before and I'm finally ready to get back in the game. But I am gonna do things A LITTLE differently then in the past. Seriously, like, super little. Cartman penis little. Because honestly, all I did before was give my opinion on things, those things just happen to be stories I stole from the local news stations (who suck ass hard and deserve it).

  The only real difference now is that I'm not going to JUST do that. Because fuck that, that is a limit. You know what limits are good for? Not getting laid. Yea...

  This time around, if I happen to want to write an article on why I think it is important to fall in love with the moon, touch the dirt, piss often and rub your spiritual butt-hole. I will, and I won't make any excuses to do so. So News From A Wolf isn't just news anymore. Suck it up and play along. And I promise this time to be a lot nicer to you, because I love you. And I only call you names because you don't touch me in my special spot anymore and I am lonely and I fucking hate you... WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, DON'T YOU LOVE ME STILL.... Sniffle...

  Okay whoops, back on track.

  So you're on board yes? Good, nice to remake your acquaintance. So make sure to let your shitty little friends know that their introverted world just got a little more intense, again. Then tell them I am sorry, give them a teddy bear and some wine, and get laid, and thank me later. See where I am going with this? We are working together here people!

  Here is a picture of something pretty to help get you pumped up for what is to come.

           

                                             Seriously though, this guys parents had some GOOD sex.|
                                                                And also he might be inbred.

- Arrrrooooooo! Bitches...


*UPDATE: I occasionally make spelling/grammar errors. My bad.

Fruit And Veggie Fest? Bet Your Ass!

 Besides NFW, I am part of a few other projects. One of which is partnered with my lady-love (seen in the picture below, which I will probably get in trouble for as she doesn't know I'm posting it, or took it, yet) called Possibly Vegan. We cook shit, and do other things but mostly we cook the best food you will ever have. Needless to say, finding out that the very first Fruit and Veggie Fest in Madera CA (the same town we are chilling in, making this the first completely local News From A Wolf story!) was going down, we just had to go. And it was worth it!

  The location itself was pretty small, only taking up about what you'd expect a small empty store to look like but outside. It didn't need to be bigger though, and it was only the first. Personally, I loved it, and I'm willing to bet if it continues it will only get larger. The people weren't assholes, that's damned cool. Especially in the Central Valley, that's like finding a golden egg in a silver goose. 

  We were also granted the opportunity to watch some pretty talented little kids dance around (seen above) like the badasses they are! And trust me, these kids had some serious moves and it was a lot of fun to watch, despite one little girl seemingly wanting to destroy another little girl who got to close to their performing area.

  Another thing I really loved, was all the little bits of information found in free to pick up packets and cards and books and fucking awesome.... Before I climax, I should continue on...

  These little booths were a lot of fun, and the people running them were wonderful. One man even let me take a picture of his fat! Okay it's not his fat, but it could be someones *cough* McDonald *cough*

  As fun as the good people, good music, first time ever event, and lasting raffle (which we lost) was, one of the best things in life is free shit. And there was plenty of that to go around. Two bags full of badassery and even two tomato plants! One for each of us. Which is fucking awesome because the ones I'm growing aren't doing very well and it's making my heart suicide. So thank you Madera Fruit and Veggie Fest, for helping my heart not suicide.

FREE *DROOLS*

-Arrrooo!