A Tale Of Two Gizmos

  Alright, so you got me. This isn't the most important story on the planet. But it's pure bullshit and this is still news. And I don't care what Mr. Commenter on whatever fucking website I first heard this from says... I am not fucking thirty, and Gremlins still holds a special place in my heart.

  So this has been talked about, for a good while now. Gremlins was getting a sequel, they are replacing puppetry for CGI and Stephen won't be a part of it. Okay, so who will? Mother fucking Seth Grahame-Smith. I won't lie, I haven't seen any of his movies and I'm aware of their negative reception. I do however have-in my hand-a copy of the book form of Abraham Lincoln VAMPIRE HUNTER. And I like what I've read so far. So I won't give him shit for being called into script writing again. I also won't give Hollywood shit for lacking creativity, that's nothing new.

  So where is the problem? Besides getting rid of puppetry, which is enough reason to want to pull a Sylvia Plath, it's not even a sequel anymore. It is a straight up remake! "Holy shit" you say? Holy Shit indeed! If it wasn't bad enough that Gremlins 2: The New Batch was a shitty movie-if you like it, that's cool, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, but that's your problem to sort out-they want as far as risking total destruction of one of the best movies ever made. One of the best things in that medium, from an artists perspective, does not does deserve to be murdered because we have new technology... This isn't Robo-Cop mother fuckers...

  We will see what happens, who knows, maybe I'm wrong, maybe there is a god.

  Oh yea, and I don't give a fuck about a sequel to Beetle-Juice. That's nowhere close to the level of tragic that Gremlins: Remake possesses.

-Arrrooo!