Hidden Cash Fresno CA; Going Apeshit For Someone Elses Cash

  Well fuck me Freddy, you guys have finally done it. You have managed to get out of your house, onto the road, stir up traffic, and feel the air. So you can get someone elses cash. Do you see why I call you names now?

  It isn't all bad, the cash is being given away in a big game. And games are cool, and free stuff is cool and free money is cool too. But this is one of the only pro-positive articles I have seen hit the local market in, a long time (besides vets in wheelchairs rolling their wheelchairs to think about their dead friends). And that is not cool.

  We can come together as a populace, we know that. But the action isn't what is important. It is the reasoning behind it. And I'm glad you guys are out there having fun and from the bottom of my heart I wish I was out there with you. I really, really, do. But not because there is money floating around over at the park. NO. But because it is nice to be around people. But of course we don't do this on an everyday basis...

  Wait just a gosh darn minute!

  We do!

  Well you do, I don't because I live in nowhere land and rely on a peddle bike for transportation. But when I do get out there, you can bet it isn't because I want some green. In fact I'm probably spending (or willing to spend) to do so.

  But back to my point, a lot of you do. And I get that some of you are introverts and it isn't a pleasant experience. But if you're one of those introverted kitty cats and you went out there for some cash today it better go into feeding your fucking baby, or puppy, or yourself and it better be something healthy because fuck you, you're not introverted you're just a dick.

  To be fair, I fully understand how events like this can really get someone pumped up. I just wish you people would get just as pumped up to go give a homeless man 25 dollars and a bucket of fried fake chicken! If you ask me that is a hell of a lot better, and SURELY more important then going to find some hidden money like you're in a forest of arcade soda machines.

  And the news is at fault too, because they are making this an all day post-a-thon and this is as positive as they get: strangers causing traffic chasing money. And isn't that an everyday gig anyways? What is the difference? THE HYPE.

  Yep. Once again we fall victim to hype. But that's fine. Hell almost all of this is fine. If it wasn't so damned wrong, internally, from a social/political point of view. I mean, when you really start to analyze everything involved in this money grapple, it starts to look pretty fucking sick.

  Now if you want to pay me to forgive you, I will consider it.

                                    Okay seriously? This doggy had to piss in a bottle and become

                                        human just so he could get on the news and get money.

                                                                         For shame...


-Aaarrrooo!!!