Body In Fresno County Vineyard; May He Rest Peacefully

  Tell me if you haven't heard this before...

  I'm not going to poke fun at someone who died or even the situation. That just isn't my style, that shit isn't funny it is sad and it will always be sad. It's just that Fresno is pretty good at killing its fellow Fresno cats. Really good... Maybe a little bit too good. Did you all get bathsalts?

  If you did get bathsalts and you so decide to get naked and jump me and eat me alive. I will be okay with this if you're cute and cuddle my corpse.

  Back to the story.

  The man's body was fund Tuesday morning which is roughly THIS MORNING (seriously mainstream media, you time stamped it...) while reportedly riding his bike. As someone who does that on a regular basis through orchards, I don't dig that.

  According to Bryan Carrillo (whoever the hell that is) "it was a surprise to know that somebody had actually perished out here in the vineyards and may have been out here for a couple of days or longer."

  This isn't actually all that hard to believe. We get so caught up in our daily routine of slave and fuck and drugs and pooping that we tend to forget that we are with other people. And some people get forgotten in the mess of it all. *looks in the mirror as a single tear drips*

  According to the man's (Rudy Gonzales) family he had a habit of vanishing for days at a time. That might have something to do with why it took so long for him to be found.

  As it stands there is no hard evidence of foul play. And I certainly hope that isn't the case, because no one deserves to die by the hands of another. It's just not right, this isn't war, this isn't revolution, this isn't breaking your way out of a Rob Zombie film, this is just living.

  Likewise investigators are still waiting to find out if Rudy had any significant medical history that may relate to his slumber.

  My sorries go out to anyone who cared for the man and the man himself. I don't normally like to report on individual deaths but sometimes media can treat it as just another scratch on the knee. But this was a living breathing human, and for that he is beautiful and should be treated as such, even in death.

                                                       

-Aaarrrooo!

Hidden Cash Fresno CA; Going Apeshit For Someone Elses Cash

  Well fuck me Freddy, you guys have finally done it. You have managed to get out of your house, onto the road, stir up traffic, and feel the air. So you can get someone elses cash. Do you see why I call you names now?

  It isn't all bad, the cash is being given away in a big game. And games are cool, and free stuff is cool and free money is cool too. But this is one of the only pro-positive articles I have seen hit the local market in, a long time (besides vets in wheelchairs rolling their wheelchairs to think about their dead friends). And that is not cool.

  We can come together as a populace, we know that. But the action isn't what is important. It is the reasoning behind it. And I'm glad you guys are out there having fun and from the bottom of my heart I wish I was out there with you. I really, really, do. But not because there is money floating around over at the park. NO. But because it is nice to be around people. But of course we don't do this on an everyday basis...

  Wait just a gosh darn minute!

  We do!

  Well you do, I don't because I live in nowhere land and rely on a peddle bike for transportation. But when I do get out there, you can bet it isn't because I want some green. In fact I'm probably spending (or willing to spend) to do so.

  But back to my point, a lot of you do. And I get that some of you are introverts and it isn't a pleasant experience. But if you're one of those introverted kitty cats and you went out there for some cash today it better go into feeding your fucking baby, or puppy, or yourself and it better be something healthy because fuck you, you're not introverted you're just a dick.

  To be fair, I fully understand how events like this can really get someone pumped up. I just wish you people would get just as pumped up to go give a homeless man 25 dollars and a bucket of fried fake chicken! If you ask me that is a hell of a lot better, and SURELY more important then going to find some hidden money like you're in a forest of arcade soda machines.

  And the news is at fault too, because they are making this an all day post-a-thon and this is as positive as they get: strangers causing traffic chasing money. And isn't that an everyday gig anyways? What is the difference? THE HYPE.

  Yep. Once again we fall victim to hype. But that's fine. Hell almost all of this is fine. If it wasn't so damned wrong, internally, from a social/political point of view. I mean, when you really start to analyze everything involved in this money grapple, it starts to look pretty fucking sick.

  Now if you want to pay me to forgive you, I will consider it.

                                    Okay seriously? This doggy had to piss in a bottle and become

                                        human just so he could get on the news and get money.

                                                                         For shame...


-Aaarrrooo!!!

BREAKING: KMPH Fox 26 is Uninspired/Hides Lack of Inspiration

*I am not attacking the journalists working for KMPH. Despite my being grassroots, I have been close with professional journalists and I understand that they have bosses.

  I am however, attacking the hell out of the news system. I might be touching an old subject, but it's one that we need to be reminded of. You see, yesterday KMPH had a breaking news story: Fresno CA, lost their hocky team!

  (KMPH has seemingly removed the mentioned post from their facebook page, as more upsetting news came... Selective bastards.)

  Really guys, it's a small world but it isn't a chode. You and I both know that there is a load of great material to cover, every single day. And stop being so damned depressing...

  Another, irritating, issue we have going on with the mainstream media-jesters is this whole End Of The World self-diagnosis. I get it, bad things happen and fear sells. But I think it is time to get off the scare-wagon and start caring more about your fellow man/women/gender-queer.

  Within the last 24 hours a load of different semi-tragic and or inconvenient stories were published by KMPH ranging from the fire on Highway 41 to murder trials. But did you hear anything about Seattle's food-forest? Bet your ass you didn't! That's what you have NFW for, I'll cover that soon.

  KMPH isn't alone in this travesty by all means. But they perma-blocked me from commenting on their facebook posts, and frankly I have a vendetta.

-Arrrooo!