Alien Photographed In Central Valley CA

  According to KMPH Fox 26 (yes, those bastards), a lady had submitted them information and a photograph regarding a supposed alien being caught on camera. The lady had taken a photo of a truck she claims she bought for her husband. Upon analyzing the photograph, she spotted what looks like our earth's favorite outer-earth species: They Grey.

The photograph in question.

  The lady (evidently, a name wasn't given) also claims to have attempted to contact NASA and that they had suggested the photo was not edited. KMPH said they had contacted the lady and NASA. While they have not received any information from NASA, they said that the lady stands by her claim.

  The photo itself looks like classic intermediate to SyFy level CGI. And frankly, I don't think think this is real. Especially considering how the creature seems to be both 2D and 3D. Most of the body looks like a reflection, while a small portion looks to be off of the car. It was suggested that the creature was floating. I do not buy that.

  I could be wrong though. I've seen my share of strange things in the sky within the last month in Clovis, California. No joke either, seriously weird shit. At one point a jet seemed to be chasing a fairly wobbly non blinking light that was faster then said jet. That really happened.


-Arrrooo!

BREAKING: KMPH Fox 26 is Uninspired/Hides Lack of Inspiration

*I am not attacking the journalists working for KMPH. Despite my being grassroots, I have been close with professional journalists and I understand that they have bosses.

  I am however, attacking the hell out of the news system. I might be touching an old subject, but it's one that we need to be reminded of. You see, yesterday KMPH had a breaking news story: Fresno CA, lost their hocky team!

  (KMPH has seemingly removed the mentioned post from their facebook page, as more upsetting news came... Selective bastards.)

  Really guys, it's a small world but it isn't a chode. You and I both know that there is a load of great material to cover, every single day. And stop being so damned depressing...

  Another, irritating, issue we have going on with the mainstream media-jesters is this whole End Of The World self-diagnosis. I get it, bad things happen and fear sells. But I think it is time to get off the scare-wagon and start caring more about your fellow man/women/gender-queer.

  Within the last 24 hours a load of different semi-tragic and or inconvenient stories were published by KMPH ranging from the fire on Highway 41 to murder trials. But did you hear anything about Seattle's food-forest? Bet your ass you didn't! That's what you have NFW for, I'll cover that soon.

  KMPH isn't alone in this travesty by all means. But they perma-blocked me from commenting on their facebook posts, and frankly I have a vendetta.

-Arrrooo!