Alien Photographed In Central Valley CA

  According to KMPH Fox 26 (yes, those bastards), a lady had submitted them information and a photograph regarding a supposed alien being caught on camera. The lady had taken a photo of a truck she claims she bought for her husband. Upon analyzing the photograph, she spotted what looks like our earth's favorite outer-earth species: They Grey.

The photograph in question.

  The lady (evidently, a name wasn't given) also claims to have attempted to contact NASA and that they had suggested the photo was not edited. KMPH said they had contacted the lady and NASA. While they have not received any information from NASA, they said that the lady stands by her claim.

  The photo itself looks like classic intermediate to SyFy level CGI. And frankly, I don't think think this is real. Especially considering how the creature seems to be both 2D and 3D. Most of the body looks like a reflection, while a small portion looks to be off of the car. It was suggested that the creature was floating. I do not buy that.

  I could be wrong though. I've seen my share of strange things in the sky within the last month in Clovis, California. No joke either, seriously weird shit. At one point a jet seemed to be chasing a fairly wobbly non blinking light that was faster then said jet. That really happened.


-Arrrooo!

Rape Culture: Some People Are Still Unaware

  It seems like every time someone does an article on a rape case, it's in some shocking light. And by shocking I mean the reader is stunned that rape happens and the author (or at least the company supplying said author's paycheck) victimizes the rapist and invalidates the rape-victims trauma. 

  So when I read the headline "Some commanders can't differentiate 'slap on the ass and a rape'" I was both not surprised and irritated. It seems Senator Kirsten Gillibrand feels the same as myself, at least somewhat. As she had this to say to military leaders "Not every single commander necessarily wants women on the force, not every commander believes what a sexual assault is, not every single commander can distinguish between a slap on the ass and a rape because they merge all of these crimes together."

  Nine times out of ten I won't even think of supporting any particle of the senate. And I still don't, but Kirsten is right. Rape doesn't just happen to party-goers and it doesn't just happen in rarity. The latter being the most problematic.

  Gillibrand is suggesting legislation that would require sexual assault charges to be handles outside the victim's chain of command, adding "You have lost the trust of the men and women who rely on you, that you will actually bring justice in these cases.They are afraid to report. They Thin their careers will be over."

  *Of course we at NFW know that the fear of power represented here is a general problem we face as individuals every single day and the only thing that keeps us a submissive society.

  The bill would stiffen penalties and eliminate opportunities for leaders to nullify or change a conviction of sexual assault. But would not remove commanders' authority over making decisions. Which is why I do not support groups of people like the senate. Even when they have a positive heart in chest, the brain running it is counter-productive or too reliant on legal-bias.

  This is one of the more recent cases regarding sex scandals, rape and general sexual abuse, but it is not the first in a long time nor will it be the last. Even in the military, even if the bill passes, it will not change. Why do I say this? Well:

1.) These are people who work in the field of death. Be it on their side or their opposers, death is their job.

2.) It is already illegal and in my (and most people's minds) morally fucked up to the highest degree to take sexual (non-consensual) power from an individual and force ones own power onto them.

  Simply put: you can not scare people who exist within and around fear on a daily basis. Let alone people who use fear themselves as a tool to obtain a specific goal.

-Arrrooo!

  

Is Modern Tooth Care Counter-Productive?

  Before I even get into research I'm going to say damned right it is. From personal experience, my teeth were always fine when I was younger, but I never, ever brushed. They sure as hell were not the whitest things you've ever seen, but they were strong.

  Once I started drinking as a rowdy teenager (also part of the problem I'm sure) I started brushing a lot, and a lot, and a lot. And what happened? My teeth started dissolving! So I had to get them fixed. What I found out was the braces I had as a tot, wore of the shields of my teeth. Or so I was told. So doctor so-and-so fixes my teeth. And I leave them alone for a good long time. But eventually I wanted to brush them again.

  Once I started brushing again, get this, they started falling apart again and even worse this time. The new dentist said the one mentioned above did the restructuring strange and made my teeth worse. Well, shit. So okay, again I get them fixed. Totally fine while I'm not taking care of them... I think you can guess what happened next.

  *I'm not saying it's bad to brush, but I am saying don't trust spamming your teeth with gunky chemical-paste.

  So here I am, today, just having a chip and BAM! My front tooth snaps in half. It doesn't even hurt, but it sure as hell doesn't look sexy.

Does It?

  I'm not going to blame all my oral problems on the health-care system. But they certainly credit for a decent amount of the problem. The other part of course is diet. The crap food we stuff our face with is just as bad as the crap dental-care we deconstruct our jaws with. But that's another story.

  Personal opinion, and logic, aside I did want to get into studies and all of that. Usually what I would do is rewrite them in my own words. But this article I found is just so wonderful that I don't feel so bad for plugging someone elses work while sacrificing a larger article of my own.

  So here are seven "myths" about dental care: http://www.modernalternativemama.com/blog/2012/10/06/the-7-myths-of-modern-dentistry/#.UabRfdKR_X4

  I would also like to note that I have been using alternative methods of tooth-care recently such as oil-pulling and the results on my teeth are double that of more profitable chemical at-home treatments such as those tooth whitening sticks which I used up until oil-pulling.

  Remember guys, our teeth have been with us since our first days. They aren't designed to be treated with lab-made shit. And if I would have listened to my own advice years ago, I'd probably still have all my damned teeth.

-Arrrooo!

Recent Pennsylvania Bigfoot-Found Report Represents Human Blindness

  Aloonta (I laughed at the name too) 5-0 got a 911 call last week from some awesome person claiming he had proof of the illusive primate. And he had contacted Game Commission in hopes of them calling back.

  Partial snips of the police recording went on to suggest there was something big going on, with an excess of smoke in the area. Although the story has been quickly put to rest by other media sources and police, there are reports of helicopters being spotted in the area. Which would not be surprising if there was smoke and no Bigfoot, or Bigfoot and no smoke.

A BIG Foot - Kinda

  The facts of the story could go either way, really. And it is just as likely to be a hoax as it is to be a truth. That's fairly commonplace in cryptozoology. But while most sources will take the skeptic's side. I on the other hand, am not so quick to close the case.

  I understand this is a touchy subject, and the story itself is hardly news at all due to its lack of real information. But it is not uncommon for an animal to be deemed impossible, only to be found alive in the future. This represents a problem with our everyday state of mind. And a problem that is underlying bigger issues with oppression and apathy.

  We continue to come to the conclusion that our species has conquered the universe. This just isn't true. We haven't even fully explored our own oceans and forests yet. So why do we assume we know everything when in reality we only know a small amount of our surroundings?

What The Sky Looks Like

  Perhaps it is the lack of visibility in the night sky caused by electric night-lights. Or maybe, it is because our adulthood strips away our ability to believe and to dream, and replaces it with content and sleepy-eyes.

  Bigfoot might be as real as the star-painted sky. But you probably won't see it until you turn off the lights and look at the real world. Rather then the pseudo-world we built with boxes and LCDs.

-Arrrooo!

5/25/13 Monsanto Protests: In The Shadows

  And a hell of a shadow it is. In NFW style I'm going to compare this to sexual organs. Basically, the protest(s) is a giant penis. I mean it's a huge penis. You should know a huge penis right? The problem is, Monsanto is like a vagina designed specifically to give birth to the accumulated fat-mass of the entire United States, every other hour. In less awesome (and likely more accurate) terms, there is a lot going on, but not a lot of awareness (coverage).

  It should be obvious that NFW is in opposition to everything Monsanto is and stands for, but I'm just reminding you. I don't like them. I think they suck. They are rude, little jerks. And the fact they exist hurts my feelers.

  In all seriousness, fuck them. They have the potential to destroy our ability to self-preserve, survive and become liberated. Food is the first, next to water, basic needs. When put in the hands of a power, it becomes a weapon against the people. It controls us, and keeps us obedient and complacent.

  In case you don't know who Monsanto is, and why they suck go here: http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-world-according-to-monsanto/

  I would love to say I am out there participating with everyone, but really I am at home in the almost-wild-land with my lover-face half-watching 21 Jump Street and typing this. In fact, the Anarchist Memes page on Facebook is the only reason I remembered the protests at all. Needless to say, I don't have any current information on what is going on myself. What I will do for you is throw a couple articles on the subject together here in case you happen upon this page and are having a hard time finding anything on it.

Unannounced Cannons Disrupt Protest

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/texas-politics/2013/05/cannons-abruptly-end-monsanto-protest/

General Information

http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/2361007

I Really Like The Below (I don't know why, don't hold me to that.)

http://rt.com/news/monsanto-gmo-protests-world-721/

  The above sources should help your search a bit. I don't have as much collected and inside information as they do. I do however really dislike Monsanto's soul, and in an act of solidarity with the Monsanto-Opposition I thought I should report at least a little on the subject. Just so you out there know you're loved and needed. You sexy mother fuckers you!

-Arrrooo! 

Food-Forest Sprouting in Seattle: Eco-Anarchism?

  Seattle sprouts a first, and gets me growing! Let me tell you what has my Jimmy in a Johns. Seven acres of land in Seattle Washington will be planted with hundreds of yum-yum-tummy-tickles. I shouldn't have to explain why that is bad ass, but I will anyway, because it is my job.

  First and foremost this is for the people. Ever get hungry wage slaving and can't afford anything other then pure crap-nuggets because your absurdly over-expensive apartment in ghetto-land is sucking your pockets dry? Well if you aren't in Seattle, you should probably keep dumpster diving and can saving (like myself). However, if you are in Seattle (or want to be) then you'll be in luck. The food is for you!

Pictured: Food-Forest Site Plan

HELL YEA?
HELL YEA!

  This is one of the best things I have ever heard of. In a day and age (not that it's a new thing, I'm sure) where we purely don't give a damned about the health of our peers because of corporations like Monster-anto and McDeath there is an ever desperate need for solidarity and compassion towards our comrade's health and happiness. And building space for plant-food for people who are hungry is a good start, considering we are basically killing our species and planet trying to keep our regular diet up (which is also killing us...).

  The food-forest will be in the spirit of permaculture. This means the plants will be relative to plants that grow in the wild, being perennial and self-sustaining. You know what this sounds like to me? Eco-Anarchism. And to that I say "About damned time!"

  *For those of you unfamiliar with the social/political anarchist philosophy  read more about how it is relative here: http://www.infoshop.org/AnAnarchistFAQ

  Beacon Hill may be one of the first public spaces in the United States of its kind. And more importantly, it (and her food-forest) shows that we are ready for more then little bits of "change" and "progress" and *insert fancy distracting word here*. Yes, it seems that our people might be ready, willing and able to feed ourselves, and our peers and do so out of the kindness of our heart. The one lasting argument against anarchism (and like-wise) is being proven wrong in a beautiful way.

 Good job guys, we're finally on the right track. Keep it up!

-Arrrooo!

BREAKING: KMPH Fox 26 is Uninspired/Hides Lack of Inspiration

*I am not attacking the journalists working for KMPH. Despite my being grassroots, I have been close with professional journalists and I understand that they have bosses.

  I am however, attacking the hell out of the news system. I might be touching an old subject, but it's one that we need to be reminded of. You see, yesterday KMPH had a breaking news story: Fresno CA, lost their hocky team!

  (KMPH has seemingly removed the mentioned post from their facebook page, as more upsetting news came... Selective bastards.)

  Really guys, it's a small world but it isn't a chode. You and I both know that there is a load of great material to cover, every single day. And stop being so damned depressing...

  Another, irritating, issue we have going on with the mainstream media-jesters is this whole End Of The World self-diagnosis. I get it, bad things happen and fear sells. But I think it is time to get off the scare-wagon and start caring more about your fellow man/women/gender-queer.

  Within the last 24 hours a load of different semi-tragic and or inconvenient stories were published by KMPH ranging from the fire on Highway 41 to murder trials. But did you hear anything about Seattle's food-forest? Bet your ass you didn't! That's what you have NFW for, I'll cover that soon.

  KMPH isn't alone in this travesty by all means. But they perma-blocked me from commenting on their facebook posts, and frankly I have a vendetta.

-Arrrooo!