Hidden Cash Fresno CA; Going Apeshit For Someone Elses Cash

  Well fuck me Freddy, you guys have finally done it. You have managed to get out of your house, onto the road, stir up traffic, and feel the air. So you can get someone elses cash. Do you see why I call you names now?

  It isn't all bad, the cash is being given away in a big game. And games are cool, and free stuff is cool and free money is cool too. But this is one of the only pro-positive articles I have seen hit the local market in, a long time (besides vets in wheelchairs rolling their wheelchairs to think about their dead friends). And that is not cool.

  We can come together as a populace, we know that. But the action isn't what is important. It is the reasoning behind it. And I'm glad you guys are out there having fun and from the bottom of my heart I wish I was out there with you. I really, really, do. But not because there is money floating around over at the park. NO. But because it is nice to be around people. But of course we don't do this on an everyday basis...

  Wait just a gosh darn minute!

  We do!

  Well you do, I don't because I live in nowhere land and rely on a peddle bike for transportation. But when I do get out there, you can bet it isn't because I want some green. In fact I'm probably spending (or willing to spend) to do so.

  But back to my point, a lot of you do. And I get that some of you are introverts and it isn't a pleasant experience. But if you're one of those introverted kitty cats and you went out there for some cash today it better go into feeding your fucking baby, or puppy, or yourself and it better be something healthy because fuck you, you're not introverted you're just a dick.

  To be fair, I fully understand how events like this can really get someone pumped up. I just wish you people would get just as pumped up to go give a homeless man 25 dollars and a bucket of fried fake chicken! If you ask me that is a hell of a lot better, and SURELY more important then going to find some hidden money like you're in a forest of arcade soda machines.

  And the news is at fault too, because they are making this an all day post-a-thon and this is as positive as they get: strangers causing traffic chasing money. And isn't that an everyday gig anyways? What is the difference? THE HYPE.

  Yep. Once again we fall victim to hype. But that's fine. Hell almost all of this is fine. If it wasn't so damned wrong, internally, from a social/political point of view. I mean, when you really start to analyze everything involved in this money grapple, it starts to look pretty fucking sick.

  Now if you want to pay me to forgive you, I will consider it.

                                    Okay seriously? This doggy had to piss in a bottle and become

                                        human just so he could get on the news and get money.

                                                                         For shame...


-Aaarrrooo!!!

Out of The Cave, Back In Your Face

Hey cats, it has been a while. I had to go through some shit before and I'm finally ready to get back in the game. But I am gonna do things A LITTLE differently then in the past. Seriously, like, super little. Cartman penis little. Because honestly, all I did before was give my opinion on things, those things just happen to be stories I stole from the local news stations (who suck ass hard and deserve it).

  The only real difference now is that I'm not going to JUST do that. Because fuck that, that is a limit. You know what limits are good for? Not getting laid. Yea...

  This time around, if I happen to want to write an article on why I think it is important to fall in love with the moon, touch the dirt, piss often and rub your spiritual butt-hole. I will, and I won't make any excuses to do so. So News From A Wolf isn't just news anymore. Suck it up and play along. And I promise this time to be a lot nicer to you, because I love you. And I only call you names because you don't touch me in my special spot anymore and I am lonely and I fucking hate you... WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, DON'T YOU LOVE ME STILL.... Sniffle...

  Okay whoops, back on track.

  So you're on board yes? Good, nice to remake your acquaintance. So make sure to let your shitty little friends know that their introverted world just got a little more intense, again. Then tell them I am sorry, give them a teddy bear and some wine, and get laid, and thank me later. See where I am going with this? We are working together here people!

  Here is a picture of something pretty to help get you pumped up for what is to come.

           

                                             Seriously though, this guys parents had some GOOD sex.|
                                                                And also he might be inbred.

- Arrrrooooooo! Bitches...


*UPDATE: I occasionally make spelling/grammar errors. My bad.

Madera CA, Pilot Truck Stop Scammed Out Of 1,200 Dollars

   Oh goody, another local story! I just love when something happens in my town. Sure it's not as interesting as the Fruit and Veggie fest, but it's still better then nothing. Oh, and it's still personal, I will tell you why after the lowdown on the showdown.

   Four men entered Pilot on Tuesday masked as costumers asking to break large bills (high rollah!). Continuing the effort the men had managed to eventually confuse the Cashiers into supplying them with more money then the men had started with.

  The total sum of scammed cash was around 1,200 bucks. Management at the Truck Stop refused to go on camera but had mentioned a change in how they handle transactions. From now on a supervisor will be required when cashiers are handling large bills.

   This is apparently a very short story, and I have no information on who the scammers are and if they have been captured. Presume them to be on the loose.

 

   These four men are my boys! No I do not know them but I wish I did. Not only did they outsmart money out of a business. But they did it to one who had sent me an email a few days ago saying that they do not want me, in response to my third application to them. My first granted me an interview which I had turned down for my current employer who has given me one day and an hour worth of work since mid-2012.

  With that being said, fuck you Pilot. You should have hired me, Karma is a bitch!

  p.s. I will still take a position.

     I have no relevant photos, so here is me with fish.


-Arrrooo!

Skinhead Vigilante Murders Sex Offender

   Self-described Skinheads are often times difficult to understand. Sometimes they are racist, sometimes they are as far from bigoted as a person can get. Sometimes they make pancakes with syrup, sometimes they don't. And as with Jeremy Moody (no pun intended, he just has an ironic last name), sometimes they hunt down and take out sex offenders.

   Moody and his wife were charged with murder in a community 80 miles north of Columbia South Carolina. His wife, Christine, had told deputies that while the first kill was random, her hubby-stuff had planned to take out others on the state's registry list.

 

Moody And His Wife

   Moody had slain 59-year-old Charles Parker. Surveillance video shows the outlaw couple walking into Parker's place of residence with what are thought to be weapons (a fairly understandable assumption, considering the murder and all). Parker and his wife had been found shot up and stabbed to death. His wife is thought to be a victim of association, rather then an actual target. Evidently the Parker's Sign outside stating "Smile You're On Camera" was not a very effective means of security.

   While I don't believe an act of murder against a sex offender is right. I do believe the amount of sympathy for the dead offender is another show of our Rape-Culture. And frankly, we need some more people like this. But perhaps with a little less homicide, you know, put the passion into something more productive. Because even if your heart is in the right place, you're useless to us all as a number in a cell.

   The "Skinhead" tattoo on Moody's neck lead to a slight investigation, but there is no evidence suggesting that he is a white-nationalist or part of any other bigot groups. The same can not be said for the Sex Offender who probably raped someone (it's not uncommon) nor the police who arrested the wannabe Vicky and Vance.


-Arrrooo!

Adsense Reminder

  As much as I hate the capitalist system, I'm poor as fuck. So I have recently installed adsense. If you don't know what it is, I basically get paid every time you click on an add. Not much though. It is something like 53 cents per click. As much as that sucks, it is my only source of income. At all, so think of it as a donation without having to actually donate your own money.

  If you want to help NFW grow, and help me not starve, that little act does a lot. The ads are ugly, so at the very least give them a reason for being there instead of simply brainwashing or some shit like that.

  Even something like a .com to help NFW grow costs money in this shithole. And so does replacing the moldy food in my food-closet with something that wont kill me to consume.

   You don't have to do this obviously and I don't blame you if you don't. But this is basically my only job right now and I'm my own boss and I'm too damned broke to pay me.


-Arrrooo!

Roller Coaster Death-Count At Infinity

*I am sorry (not really) to be posting about something a tad more glum then whatever fucking royal baby just got born into an easy, careless, elite life. But I have not decided yet if I give a shit enough about that to morph it into a reason you should give a shit, when in reality you shouldn't. But, depending on how my day is, I might think of something to spit out on the incredibly stupid obsession with the ordeal.

  Statistically, there are no statistics. A recent Texas death caused by falling out of a roller coaster, has sprung up some interest in the subject. Only to find that we don't have an actual death-count. Which is pretty interesting, considering that seems to be all people give a shit about: death, terrorists and getting fat.

  Smith (some twisted bastard researching how many times people die) said they don't "really" have a good system for catching not only theme-park deaths, but injuries as well for kids under the age of eighteen. The latter is a tad bit more understandable. But outside of media coverage of events like this that warrant interest, there is no number on how many people are dying out there on these overpriced death-traps.

  And while 4,400 children are estimated to be hurt on said rides (currently no exact information on the time-frame of the count) there is no mirroring documentation on adults. To make matters worse, a full seventeen states have no agency responsible for inspecting amusement rides. Meaning that in said states, you have no real way of knowing if you're gonna go up, down, and loop-de-loop, or fall from one of the tallest wooden roller coasters into the morning headlines.

  Don't worry too hard, there is some good news. You have a 1 in 24 million chance of being seriously injured at a fixed-ride theme-park.

   Personally I think all of you dare-devils blowing your money on a Russian-Roulette motorized Chinese-Dragon are fucking insane and that's a risk you're taking. Although I think it's pretty fucked up that they don't pay much care nor attention to the whole MIA-Death-List of something people should be safe with. But, hey, crazy actions can lead to crazy results.

DON'T FALL

-Arrrooo!

  

2,300 California Inmates On Strike: Solitary Torture

In this case, it doesn't matter if you agree, this is by far the best article NFW has had yet!

*Brainwashes you into agreeing*, just kidding, NFW does not support brainwashing.

  This isn't the first time inmates have gone on strike, likely won't be the last either. But that certainly doesn't take away from how proud it makes me when slaves make a stand. I might be biased, I had fasted when I was in jail. But I was only away for five days and that doesn't really qualify, does it?

  The hunger strike had started on July 8th, with 30,000 California prisoners across the state refusing to eat due to what they claim is an inhumane solitary confinement process. Today, July 18th, a total of 2,300 inmates are still refusing to eat.

   The amount we lost, is saddening, but that doesn't change the importance of the act. The California prison system is obviously collecting far too many bodies. Under a court order, they must release 10,000 inmates due to over crowding. Lets face the facts here, guys, we aren't talking 10,000 dangerous people, they aren't going to rape your daughters and rob your banks (though the latter is fine by me). If the course wants to get rid of them because there are too many heads, then why the fuck are they there in the first place? *My conservative readers, assuming I have any, should attempt to give me an answer for that.

   State prison officials unsurprisingly justify the cells by reciting small truths such as visitation rights, chess boards, and 27 channels on a TV. I will not list the flaws to these justifications:

1.) Visitation Rights: Okay, so what? You get to see what you can't have. You get to be forced (I say you for a reason, imagine this life as yours, you don't have to do anything serious to go to prison so this is not out of the realm of possibilities) to see the ones you love, knowing you can not hold them, love them, touch them, kiss them, sleep with them or much of anything with them. However, when you are surrounded by guards, cement and bars, it's the little sanity you will have, so you will take it. Some prisons allow sexual advances, as they are legally obligated to, but most do not uphold this law.

2.) Chess Boards: This doesn't need a lot of explanation, just because something is associated with upper class, does not make it a life saver. Having a Chess Board will not make you happy, it will not make everything okay, it will not give you your life back.

3.) Television: TV is a distraction, which is known to be harmful to the human species. It does more harm then good, and hardly makes up for being behind bars. After all, it's just another form of "See, no touch, no live".





   While breaking prison rules will give any inmate a limited amount of time in solitary, if one is deemed a gang member, they may be thrown in solitary indefinitely. In all reality, being classified as a gang member, in general, is fairly arbitrary and assumptive. Imagine how it works in high school, now imagine that ten fold in a place where people may have to join up with groups in order to survive. What I am saying is, you could just be trying not to die and risk solitary because of it. I should mention that in jail I had met a man who had chosen to hang out with the white pride groups, but was Greek, and not firmly racist. He had pretended to be a part of their click, in order to survive.

   Force feeding is legal, it is being practiced in Guantanamo Bay. Federal judges have denied requests to end force feeding. It is illegal to commit suicide in the united states. So if they decide the inmate is attempting suicide, they can force food into them.

  The prisoners are also asking for increased privileges and improved food (though I fasted, one small taste of the food they had, by my cellmates worry and request, had made me thankful I was fasting). There is currently no sign of the demands being satisfied.

   It will shortly be 11 days of the hunger strike. We owe ourselves some appreciation for what is happening. These people do not have the right to have rights, they are animals in cages, they have lost the outside world and plenty of them may never have a chance at having it again. And yet, despite all of this, they give their passion to fighting for what they feel in their hearts is worth fighting for. All our distractions, all our petty fights, all our domestic abuses over unwashed mother fucking dishes, all of this, is fucking childish.

  In solidarity*

Fuckin' Fun Facts: California has previously violated the Prison System's law by overcrowding to the point of cruel and unusual punishment.

An investigation is wanted into allegations of doctors having sterilized 148 women in California prisons in the last decade.

In June a Federal judge had ordered 3,000 inmates to be moved from two California prisons due to not getting proper care and were in danger of contracting a dangerous airborn fungus.


-Arrrooo!